It would seem like the Adult Industry - a.k.a. the porn industry - is in some serious trouble. Despite what Trekkie Monster said in his song, the porn industry will probably not survive the recession without a few blows - no pun intended - to the head. With people now copying their favorite celebrities by making homemade sex tape that "accidentally" get leaked onto the internet, many porn goers have stopped buying what they can get for free online (I guess that saying about the cow and the milk is pretty much true).
Larry Flint - better known for his political stint back in the day when everyone was running for governor of California - asked Congress for an industry bailout, pretty much like what all those banks receive but instead of it being blown on airplanes, it'll most likely be blown all over some unsuspecting barely legal girl's face - yes, that pun was intended. Will the porn industry be saved by the US government, or has a dark cloud moved in and cast its impenetrable shadow.
Perhaps if the adult industry wanted to save itself from these hard times, it would've reconsidered the idea of charging $50 for a spank film. It's just a thought.
On another note: I mentioned homemade sex tapes earlier. If Kim Kardashian has taught us anything, it's that sex tapes are never meant to be kept private. Like with a journal or diary, you make a sex tape and leave it lying around for someone to find it. So if you every catch wind that some "jerk" posted some nude pictures or sex tape online of you, don't go get holier-than-thou about it. Unless of course, that jerk taped you while you were unaware.
Larry Flint - better known for his political stint back in the day when everyone was running for governor of California - asked Congress for an industry bailout, pretty much like what all those banks receive but instead of it being blown on airplanes, it'll most likely be blown all over some unsuspecting barely legal girl's face - yes, that pun was intended. Will the porn industry be saved by the US government, or has a dark cloud moved in and cast its impenetrable shadow.
Perhaps if the adult industry wanted to save itself from these hard times, it would've reconsidered the idea of charging $50 for a spank film. It's just a thought.
On another note: I mentioned homemade sex tapes earlier. If Kim Kardashian has taught us anything, it's that sex tapes are never meant to be kept private. Like with a journal or diary, you make a sex tape and leave it lying around for someone to find it. So if you every catch wind that some "jerk" posted some nude pictures or sex tape online of you, don't go get holier-than-thou about it. Unless of course, that jerk taped you while you were unaware.
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