Why Dr Ted Baehr needs to be sodomize by a superhero

For those of you who don't know who Dr Ted Baehr is, I'll just give you a few simple words: Neo-Nazi, fascist shit-bag. Dr Ted Baehr is on one of those assholes in the world that cry when someone shows their butt on TV or on the big screen. And what has stirred his attention? The film Watchmen because of it's extreme violence, a blue penis, sex and rape - all of which can be found in the Bible, I may add, with the exception of the blue penis (I hope).

Now I made a comment about Dr. Manhattan's blue penis in an earlier post because I was shocked (but mostly amused) to see a family bring their kids into the theater to watch the film. Now I'm not a parent, but I know what bad parenting is - you know, the sort of person who takes their kid to a Rated-R movie would equate a bad parent.

I don't see what's so hard about a person getting online and read a family friendly review site before deciding to take your kid to a film. It's not that hard! Besides, I know better than to ever think a Rated-R movie is appropriate for a kid - we do remember what Rated-R means, right?

But assholes like Dr. Ted Baehr aren't rational people. Rather, they'd like to shove their backward dogma down our throats so he can please his fake god. We all know people like Baehr probably have stockpiles of porn - possibly gay porn, because you know they hate that the most - and they masturbate in public places so kids can see them. You're not a good person, "Dr." Baehr, nor are you an educated man. If you don't like the blue penis, too bad. But you can't say shit about brutal violence (it's in the Bible), sex (it's in the Bible) or rape (it's in the Bible), because they are the foundation of your religion.

With that being said, I wish I had his e-mail so I could send him countless pics of Dr. Manhattan's cock.