Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Um...You're like 50, right?

I think I'm going to puke. Not because of the bad Chinese I had for dinner, but because of Madonna. It's like she doesn't know when to stop - I think when you hit 50, you should make an attempt to act your age. Madonna didn't get that memo.

A few years ago, Madonna was only pushing 50 and she was gyrating on the floor. I remember this clearly because I woke up one morning, turned on VH1 and puked. I missed class that day. I called my professor to tell him I had gone blind and was up-chucking the contents of my stomach: "You saw Madonna, didn't you?" was all he managed to say.

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