God hates fags, but looooooves skanks

Carrie Prejean is what I like to call a closet case skank: She has all the qualities of a skank, but she has Christian virtues. Miss California, who prefers opposite sex (meaning traditional, but let's face it, skanks don't have much of a brain, hence the reason why they're skanks and not Nobel Prize winners), has been made the fool on across the cyberworld. Six scandelous photos of the "traditional" thinking vixen has surfaced the Internet. Perhaps Miss California should rethink her values before putting her foot in her mouth and showing off her goods.