The type of guy you take home to your therapist

I'm sure a few of you are guilty of the Craigslist personal ad. You know the one where you're so horny you're willing to fuck the first person who responds to your post. Well, this isn't really one those, but it is a personal ad and it did catch my eye. Just read it and you'll see why I can't stop laughing.

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I wonder if this guy's still alive

You sexual deviants have strange fetishes, and I praise you for that. I have a few, none that I'll list here, but I'll will mention they involve rope, duct tape, teeth, women's underwear, panty hose and someone in the corner reading Plato dialogues aloud. But a tornado? That's going to far. Makes me feel sorry for the guy, because no one in the right mind would want to risk life - because leather belts tied to pipes, despite what the movie said, won't be enough to keep a person from being sucked into the vortex - in order to sustain orgasm.